At present, I assumed it is perhaps enjoyable to see what number of misspellings and misuses of the phrase “your” I can present you earlier than your head actually explodes.*
*Sure, actually. I as soon as noticed it occur throughout an argument over the phrase “alright.”
BEGIN!
Oooh, beginning with a traditional.
This one all the time smarts.
Or ought to I say, “dumbs?”[self-righteous chuckle]
Now we’re coming to the actually harmful, head-exploding stuff:
Ouch.
…the ache…
[clutching head and rolling on floor]
STOP!!! I am unable to take any extra!!
Fast, somebody present me an lovable misuse of an ordinal quantity!
Awww, look. It says, “Joyful tooth birthday Lily!”
Disaster averted.
(Although technically, it is nonetheless lacking a comma….)
Due to Toby H., Katy J., Trevor N., Anony M., Laura B., Anony 2, & Jennifer A. for serving to us all get our grammar geek on.
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