How Weird

One in all my highschool academics informed us to all the time ask why with our writing.

Why does this character do what she does?
Why is that this political challenge so divisive?
Why are poop jokes so darn humorous?

Effectively I’ll not have solutions right now, minions, however by golly, I will ask the hard-hitting questions.

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Why?

 

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Why?

 

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WHY????

 

Once you love recent summer time corn SO MUCH…

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…you are compelled to eat a large cookie coated in frosting.

 

Not since Misplaced have I so intently contemplated the importance of a random set of numbers:

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That smug “WOW!” is simply sitting there, mocking me.
What am I lacking?!
What does it meeeeeannnnn?

 

“So what does Larry like?”

“I dunno, he, um, wears suspenders?”

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Or possibly Larry likes a pair of purple spotlights pointed heavenward on the horizon of a moonlit ocean view.

‘Cuz Larry is deep like that, you guys.

 

However no, actually.

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WHY?

 

Due to Caroline P., Suzi B., Jess M., Rachel N., Rose D., Taylor C., Katy, & Jenn B., who I believed would by no means ask. Which, , is why I did.

 

P.S. –

END BURGER AND HOT DOG SEGREGATION NOW

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WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE?!
Oh wait, I see a sizzling canine on the burger facet.

By no means thoughts.

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Talking of weird issues, right now I realized {that a} tractor firm makes child teethers, and that hundreds of individuals purchased one formed like a corn cob:

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John Deere Corn Teether

There should be a kernel of reality to all these constructive evaluations. Heyoooo.

(Only a reminder that the whole lot you buy by means of my day by day Amazon hyperlinks – even when it isn’t that merchandise! – helps assist me and John, so thanks! You may also see an inventory of a few of my favourite linked objects right here.)

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Have you ever checked out the Epbot craft web page recently?

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