How Weird

One in all my highschool academics advised us to at all times ask why with our writing.

Why does this character do what she does?

Why is that this political challenge so divisive?

Why are poop jokes so darn humorous?

Effectively I’ll not have solutions in the present day, minions, however by golly, I’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.




Once you love contemporary summer time corn SO MUCH…

…you are compelled to eat a large cookie lined in frosting.

Not since Misplaced have I so intently contemplated the importance of a random set of numbers:

That smug “WOW!” is simply sitting there, mocking me.

What am I lacking?!

What does it meeeeeannnnn?

“So what does Larry like?”

“I dunno, he, um, wears suspenders?”

Or possibly Larry likes a pair of purple spotlights pointed heavenward on the horizon of a moonlit ocean view.

‘Cuz Larry is deep like that, you guys.

However no, actually.


Due to Caroline P., Suzi B., Jess M., Rachel N., Rose D., Taylor C., Katy, & Jenn B., who I assumed would by no means ask. Which, you realize, is why I did.

P.S. –



Oh wait, I see a sizzling canine on the burger aspect.

By no means thoughts.


P.S. Talking of issues that make your head harm, a pal just lately obtained me this gel cap for my migraines, and candy icy Keep Puft, y’all, it is superb:

Migraine Scorching/Chilly Gel Cap

 I’ve an enormous head and quite a lot of hair, so it is fairly cosy on me, however the additional strain with the chilly is heavenly throughout a migraine. I used to carry a chilly pack and maintain shifting it round back and forth, however this wraps my whole cranium in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I maintain the gel cap sealed within the fridge on a regular basis now, so I can seize it as quickly as a headache begins up. The chilly solely lasts 15-20 minutes, however it’s 1000% value it in my e book, extremely suggest.

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