Completely happy Valentine’s Day, my pricey Wreckies!
Look, I bought you some footwear!
John says they appear like huge fingernails, however they’re truly Valentine excessive heels.
No, actually! See?
VALENTINE HEELS.
I additionally bought you these:
VALENTINE BEAR VAG… er…Vagabonds!
Yep.
Bear vagabonds.
[awkward pause]
So…
B6 Myne?
In spite of everything, you guys KNOW U my #2s, proper?
And who may move up a stable #2?
Which jogs my memory:
This man did.
Um. Is… is {that a} snail? Saying “I am hungry in your coronary heart?”
Why? Do snails eat hearts? Is the curly ribbon so he can strangle you first? Do solely the crappy snails strangle you after which eat your coronary heart? The place would possibly one discover such cheerfully homicidal mollusks? (Asking for a good friend.) And do you actually need your Valentine current to evoke these sorts of questions?
I sense I could also be “overthinking” it.
In contrast to this man:
HEYOOO!!
Okay, you recognize what, let’s simply neglect Valentine’s Day.
As an alternative we are able to spice issues up the quaint manner:
o.0
Dipped in what, Charissa B.?
DIPPED IN WHAT?!?
Due to Rebecca B., Kimberly E., Lorene T., Anony M., Jude C., & Charissa B. for protecting it scorching, scorching, hurk!
*****
P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout an extended portray day just lately, I’ve a random product advice:
No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I neglect it is on, slimline so it does not present underneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for toilet breaks. Woohoo!
You understand how stretch denims are perpetually sliding down if you sit or bend, so you need to maintain hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is fully elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody effectively endowed with squish within the stomach space.